But on the subject of regular old cow’s milk, oh, how I love it. Mind you, I’m nothing like Mr. Finger Candy, who once very impressively consumed three and a quarter litres of milk in a little under 12 hours. I practice moderation with my milk – a glass here, a glass there. I’m not slugging the stuff back. Although it’s also my go-to middle-of-the-night thirst quencher (particularly if I’ve consumed a little or, occasionally, a lot of alcohol, a practice a former roommate with a sensitive tummy found particularly disgusting) and if ever there’s a time for bolting back a litre of icy cold milk in 30 seconds or less, it’s definitely standing half-asleep in front of the fridge at two in the morning.