But really, how random would it be to be cruising around some loch in Scotland, thinking you’re THE Nessie, only to run across another? I’m guessing very. And probably true love, even if the first words they exchanged were the unimaginative “Hi” and the even less imaginative “Hey.” And yes, I’m talking about Loch Ness Monsters. Talking Loch Ness Monsters. Because go big or go home, right?