Or “Say my name, say my name (say my name)” in the musical parlance of Destiny’s Child. Because you just know they’re playing a horrible Muzak version of a Beyonce song in the Waiting Room of the Dead. On repeat. It’s actually just a playlist of one.
In case none of that made sense, here is a Beetlejuice-inspired manicure. He wears a lot of black and white stripes and has green hair. Anything that’s not striped is purple. And in order to get him to appear (and disappear) you have to say his name three times. Why? Not a clue. But I went with the lame Beyonce joke, because how could I not?