To make the joke that’s been made time and time again, no, Autocorrect, no one has ever in the history of smart phone keyboards ever intended to say, “ducking.” No one. 😉
Hey, so remember how, in an effort to save a bit of money and go to Disney many, many times in one year, I stopped mindlessly buying stuff like tons of clothes and housewares and nail polish and scented wax? And how I swore I’d use up that which I already had before making any new purchases? Well, that all actually happened!
It took no small amount of financial prioritization and, yes, some sacrifice, but indeed, this year my husband and I saved a bit of money, we went to Disney many, many times and we both stopped mindlessly buying stuff. We also used that which we already had (Mr. Finger Candy diving into older, unplayed games, me melting through a larger-than-I-thought wax collection) before making any new purchases. Interestingly enough, we’ve both been playing the long game when it comes to the items most atop our wish list, with my husband on years-long pins and needles for the release of Red Dead Redemption 2 (end of the month, and lord help my sanity if they push the date back) and me confining my wax purchases to two absolute must-haves in the past couple of months, a custom order with Sniff My Tarts, and this fabulous order from the Melting Duck!
So is it everything I hoped it would be? Yes, it is – all that and the proverbial bag of (tortilla) chips (with queso blanco and maybe a margarita on the side from the Mexico pavilion, with a ride on the Gran Fiesta Tour after, AND a character meet-and-greet with Donald, because I’m pretty sure the Melting Duck girls are ducking Disney fans!)
Consisting primarily of Fall and Halloween-type scents, this colourful, sweetly scented collection of wax (new, fresh wax – it feels like such a novelty!) includes – *takes deep, steadying breath* – Haunted Mansion wax. Wax! Of the Haunted Mansion! You guys know how I feel about the Haunted Mansion! (*huffs into a nearby paper bag*)
Okay, I’m back now, slightly more in control of my faculties and ready to show off the wax I suspect the Melting Duck gals may have made purely to humour me, because I asked for it literally every single time they solicited scent ideas for their upcoming releases. If that was indeed the case, thank you, Kristin and Lauren, I love Foolish Mortal and next time (!) I’ll be happy to buy sacks of the stuff!
Foolish Mortal, named after the gently needling nickname the Ghost Host imparts on visitors to the Haunted Mansion, is a blend of Candy Cane Cupcakes and Toasted Marshmallow. I thankfully don’t get too much of the toasted off the marshmallow, which is good, because I’m not overly fond of that ersatz “baked” note in my home or personal fragrances. The Haunted Mansion actually doesn’t have much of a scent itself (hmm, perhaps that pleasant background scent of high efficiency air conditioning and meticulously maintained dust) but I imagine if ghosts had a scent (notice how I’m not disputing the existence of ghosts, merely their smell) this would be it – a quick, tingly blast of icy sweet peppermint. And the colours are perfection, the very hues of the Grim Grinning Ghosts in the ride’s big graveyard showpiece scene.
Next up we have a blend of Duckin Donuts (described as “a house blend of fresh coffee and fresh baked goodies”) and Pumpkin. So basically Fall’s ubiquitous Pumpkin Spice Latte! Once again, the colours are perfect; I particularly love the little candy corn-striped ducks.
Next up we have the sleeper hit of my last order, Ghost Stories by the Fire, a “Sandra shouldn’t like this” blend of Marshmallow Fireside, Earl Grey and Vanilla Ice Cream. But it turns out Sandra likes Ghost Stories very much (so much, in fact, I actually only melted through my final piece the day this order arrived on my doorstep, finally secure in the knowledge that there were backups!) Typically I’m not much for Marshmallow Fireside blended with other scents; I prefer it straight up, in candle format preferably. But there’s something really nice about the Melting Duck’s Marshmallow Fireside; it’s sweet and mellow, bearing none of the objectionable acridness common to fire-imitating scents. And once again, the colours and the shapes? So creative! Half the fun of this order was examining the cute little shapes, from sprinkled donuts, winged bats and sparkly macarons, to plump pumpkins, ornate sugar skulls and many, many little duckies.
Next we have the sleeper hit of this order, Death of the Party, a rich, delectable bakery blend of Grave Mistakes (Zucchini Bread and Sugar Milk) and Marshmallow Fireside. At first glance, none of those scents look as though they’d play nicely together (cloying, acrid, corn chip) but as a whole, it smells like…smokey sexy man muffin! I just adore it (another Marshmallow Fireside blend, wouldn’t you know it?) and I’m smitten with the little pink rose shapes in this blend and that one gigantic chocolate chip cookie. My husband loves this one, and that’s really saying something, because he is traditionally un-fond, shall we say, of Marshmallow Fireside, claiming “it smells like some douchebag hitting on a disinterested co-worker at a holiday party.” Well, okay then! There you go, folks, descriptive fireworks courtesy of Mr. Finger Candy. 😉
Finally, we have the non-seasonal outlier of this order, a bag of my beloved Pink Sands, neat. This Yankee dupe is a very nice one, bright and fresh and clean, and I’m looking forward to melting through the wide assortment of plucky little pink duckies (so many ducks in this bag!)
Oh! Actually finally-finally, I ordered a trio of cups in Ghost Stories by the Fire so I can send them on to friends, as well as three cups of Spider Cider, a blend of Cinnamon Sugar Donuts and Apple Cider. I’m glad I only purchased the three cups of Spider Cider, because out of the entire order, it’s the only scent I’m not wildly thrilled about. It’s nice, and I’m going to wait to see what it does given a bit of time to settle, but I’m not in love with it like I am, say, Foolish Mortal or Death of the Party. Still, those wee little embedded spiders are quite creepy-cute.
And I’d be remiss in failing to show off this dinged dude, one of the Melting Duck’s Studs in a Tub, which I received as a little freebie with my order. I had a great laugh when I pulled this guy out of the box, because the Studs, well…they normally have attached heads!
The Melting Duck actually created some intentionally beheaded Studs for the Halloween season, with splashes of red dotting the bubbles, but this little wax man is not one of those pieces, just the unfortunate victim of the ever-handsy postal service! All the same, he smells wonderful (like Lemon Cupcakes and Satsuma.)
I’m so thrilled with this order! It really feels like a special treat, which I suppose is exactly what it is. I’ve talked with a number of people this year who, like me, but for their own individual reasons, chose to cut back on their discretionary spending, and one of the reasons that I’ve heard over and over again is because endless purchases arriving on your doorstep grows to become quite boring, that these little (and not so little) treats cease feeling special. I quite like the return to that little acquisition rush, although I’ll continue to respect the healthy distance we’ve put between one another. 🙂
So there we have it, the scented, waxy rewards I finally reaped after a solid year of cutting back, using up and re-prioritizing. Very glad I waited to blow it out with the Melting Duck, because this order was a ducking treat to receive, and very soon to melt. If you’re interested in checking out the Melting Duck’s super cool and great-smelling wares for yourself, join up with their Facebook group, where they post notifications about their upcoming releases (conducted on a mixed bag basis of pre-orders, ready-to-ship sales and the occasional custom.) Happy ducking shopping!
8 thoughts on “Having a Ducking Meltdown”
When I got the notification for this I dropped everything to come read! I was excited to see your big Melting duck order because I remembered you being sooo excited for the opening! So many goodies this round too!
Their shapes are so darn cute.
I have you to thank for introducing me to this vendor too!
Don’t even get me started on Red Dead Redemption, my husband is also biting at the bits counting down the days. Comes out on my bday, so I’m sure it’ll be a struggle to go out anywhere that night😂😂
Aw, thank you so much, I’m glad you were excited to see this – I was quite glad to get it myself! Have you placed another order with the Melting Duck? I know you’ve been abstaining from the heavy duty wax stuff this year (like so many of us; I actually wonder if some of the vendors are hurting a bit by the exodus) while you work on your graphic design and sculpting stuff.
Ah, so you know the Red Dead grief I speak of! For real, it’s been delayed about five times, as you are probably all too aware – please just let it actually release this time! But yeah, it’s your birthday, so you get to pull rank – middle of the night is all right for gaming, you know?!
What a fabulous order with many wonderful sounding blends. I really like the soft chalky colors of Foolish Mortal. They really do look aged, spooky and dust covered. Plus the scent combo sounds like something you could summon me with. Candy canes and marshmallows? Yep. That stud in the tub is freaking hilarious. I had no idea they made those. Pretty clever. Enjoy your goodies, lady!!! Your home will be smelling fantastic.
Thanks, Julie! I’m so happy to finally have some yummy smelly things in the house, I’m trying not to just melt through it all in the span of two weeks. 🙂 There are actually a number of Julie-friendly scents here, if you’re still into the Marshmallow Fireside thing. I don’t know if you’d love the zucchini bread one (trying to remember if you’re a CORN CHIP person with regards to ZB) but it makes for a surprisingly decent bedfellow for Marshmallow Fireside. Smokey sexy man muffin, indeed!
I’m not into wax melts at all, but it’s such a pleasure to read your descriptions!
Aw, thanks for saying so, I *try* to keep it interesting for people who don’t know too much about that world. It’s tricky writing, trying to describe a scent. Also, I don’t want to sound bonkers – some candle people be nutty, man. 😉
Nutty scents are the best 😉
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