Sort of? You know, like those ubiquitous blue and white Chinese vases you see anyplace anyone wants to add a touch of “Asian fusion influence”? Or maybe Wedgewood, another type of blue and white china (English-made, that one.) Hmm, or perhaps a cross between the two. Basically, I don’t know what I’m looking at here.
Except for some pretty fly floral nails! I’m so pleased with how this manicure turned out, particularly as I only used three polishes, a neutral beige base, a dusty pale blue, and that stupendous indigo creme, Londontown‘s Lakur polish in Iconic. I’ve mentioned in the past that I don’t find nail polish to be the easiest artistic medium to work with – it wants to dry out so quickly, I never feel like I have enough time to putter about, mix up my paints, try new techniques. But I’ve been attempting to use my nail polish more like acrylic paints these days, and that’s how these lovely nails came about. I particularly love the sweet little variegated petals on the roses, which were the result of dipping my detail brush first into the pale blue polish and then into the dark blue polish, before brushing the whole pretty, swirly mess onto my nails. Feels a little more undone than my usual, and a lot more natural, too (you know, if blue roses existed outside of a giant plastic bucket filled with three dozen white roses and a metric ton of blue food colouring!)
That’s a big Buffy-ism – tacking a “Y” onto the end of any word, not to describe a thing, but the general state of a thing. So this manicure, which looks like a purple gemstone caught somewhere between an amethyst and a tanzanite, definitely qualifies as an entry in the suffix chapter of Buff’s Good Guide to Grammar. The little round studs up by my cuticles are natural seashell gems I picked up from Daily Charme. They come in all sorts of colours and mimic the look of natural gemstones. I liked these blue/purple stones best, so that’s why they came home with me!
I did these nails using exactly the same marbling technique as this manicure from the other day. I just switched up the polishes, using three purple lacquers (a pale lilac creme, a chromatic periwinkle and a deep purple holo), highlighting the “fissures” with a glittery purple topper. Aw man, I’m really going to have to do that tutorial now, as these are too easy to keep to myself, but also just a touch too hard to describe simply with words. You know, in a grammar-y-type fashion. 😉 Keep a look out for that one in the coming days, should you be interested in how to create a super high impact, ultra low effort mani.
Heh, that’s a line from the second best character* on my favourite TV show, The Good Place. Janet, played by D’Arcy Carden, is an “informational assistant” – basically an Alexa that can walk and talk and learn to throw shade. Janet’s natural state is to walk around as a hot brunette (in inexplicably stodgy 1960s secretary wear) but when the goings get dicey (and are they never not dicey on The Good Place?) she can be “marbleized” – shrunk down into a easily hideable glass marble, simply by inserting the end of a paperclip in the tiny port behind her ear, and booping the end of her nose. Wow, is The Good Place ever a weird show.
Anyhow, none of that has anything to do with these nails – was just bandying about some ideas for the title of this post and thought, “Huh, these look like marble. Let’s Play Marbles? Ugh, no, that’s crap. Venus de Marble? Seriously? Gawd, go home, you’re drunk, that’s terrible. *GASP!!!* MARBLEIZE ME, MICHAEL!!!” Yup, sometimes it really is just that scattered. Also, I need to re-watch last season of The Good Place before the fourth – and final – season starts this fall.
Oh-kay, getting back to these nails! They were insanely easy. Like, embarrassingly easy. And they only took about 20 minutes, including dry time. Maybe I ought to create a tutorial? But the hows for now? I dipped a small, wide-edged detail brush into three polishes – here a dark brown, a lighter brown and a pale pink – and gently zigzagged it down my nails, already painted in a simple white creme, to create the veiny look of marble. I repeated that process wherever there was space, trying to keep things loose and not too “done.” Annnnnnnnd that was pretty much it. Oh! I also added just a tiny bit of glittery gold detailing, just to really highlight those little “fissures.” Also, too many quotation marks in this post. 😉
*The best character is clearly Jason Mendoza of Jacksonville, Florida. BORTLES!!!