So here it is, proof positive that whether it’s on my nails in polish or on a piece of paper with gel pens, all of my attempts at drawing an animal result in some gigantic butt’d aberration that looks like it’s suffering from a wicked case of conjunctivitis. At least this chunky fellow is wearing a mask and maintaining social distance from those carrots.
I made that little card yesterday for my parents, who are used to my laughably childish creations, and we ran it by their place, along with a COVID care package containing ah-mazing Indian takeout (hit up karara.ca if you’re in Ottawa, peeps), chocolate chip cookies, raspberry cream cheese pie, toilet paper and a whole mess of silly comedies and rom-coms. Don’t ever say I’m not a great daughter when I’m bringing my parents both Indian takeaway AND the TP necessary to deal with the aftermath.
Though, even at a distance, I think my parents could have done without their son-in-law showing up dressed like a pirate bike messenger.
We did the lightning fast trading-of-the-care packages via the garage, while my mom danced a trio of stuffed bunnies in the window and my father – so randomly, like a Kids in the Hall sketch – ran out of the house with his BELT looped around his neck, shouting that he was so bored he was taking HIMSELF for a walk. I think they might be going a little stir crazy. They just looked so excited to lay eyes on us for the first time in over a month.
Which is a feeling I’m coming to be quite familiar with. I miss my parents more than is probably healthy for a 43-year-old; the urge to run at them with a tackle-hug, the kind I haven’t given since I was probably a little kid, was practically overwhelming. I had to dither by the car for a couple of minutes to keep from bursting into tears, and then I bawled the entire way home.
Doesn’t help matters that tomorrow is my birthday (I’m turning 43 bullshit years old, if you’d like to send me a cake made of toilet paper and hand sanitizer. I’m the one behind the Haunted Mansion doorbell.) I’m an only child (duh) and kind of a spoiled one at that (double duh) and the big joke among my family come April is “How much are we going to get hosed for Sandra’s birthday dinner this year?” Like hosing isn’t a foregone conclusion when I insist on going to a restaurant that only lists its market prices (and now I’m crying again thinking about the Kir Royale and seafood risotto I will not be enjoying at Giovanni’s on Preston tomorrow.) It’s only-child-indulgence on a massive birthday scale, and I think my parents enjoy lavishing it on me just as much as I enjoy receiving it. But this year is going to be kind of different.
Yeah, okay, so like my inability to draw creatures, probably all the proof you needed that my parents and I are close is this envelope addressed to “our princess.” You can also see where I got my artistic ability (joke; that wonderful little doodle my mom did there is a reference to every stick figure drawing I ever made of “us is the family” – dog, Boo Boo; dad, glasses and two hairs; mom, miniskirt and curly hair; me, bangs and a tutu; cat, Puddin’.)
Anyhow, we made out about as well my parents did with this reciprocal gift of roasted garlic tomato sauce, apple cobbler with caramel sauce and these adorable little chocolate bunnies, which I immediately decided to take outside for an Easter photo shoot, because I’m clearly bored as crap.
A 2020 EASTER BUNNY STORY, IN THREE PARTS
After spending some time in quarantine on my parents’ kitchen counter, a plastic bag acting as their PPE, the bunnies were feeling severely cooped up, and so they decided to venture out into the world. It felt very big and very quiet.
They made it as far as the front flower bed before they got freaked out by the silent emptiness and decided, like everyone else, to go back inside and get drunk.
It did not end well. The bunnies now have to go take a nap. The end.
Good to know I haven’t lost my (stupid) sense of humour! Speaking of, you’ve got to have one to go out in public looking like this! Easter weekend fashion in the age of Corona, folks.
So there’s all the mostly welcome weirdness we’ve been up to this weekend. I hope you’re having weird and wonderful ones yourself, friends – may they be just the hoppiest. 😉
3 thoughts on “Hoppy Easter (and a Hoppy Birthday to Me)”
I love this ❤
Happy Happy Birthday!!
Thank you so much! It was a very weird birthday, but I got treated pretty nicely, so no complaints. 🙂
Aww happy belated birthday!! 🙃💕