So the weather has returned to its previous state of icy terribleness and I needed some pretty nails to remind me that one day this will all end. I mean, not ALL of it in that sense – too bleak! Just the weather. The crap weather can totally end, right now. Bring on the spring. Until then, nail polish that looks like bubblegum ice cream, Delush Polish’s 50 Shades of Yay. Or just bubblegum straight up trapped in ice. Hey, welcome to the club, bubblegum – we’ve got (warm) jackets.
Being of a slightly superstitious mindset, I believe that Mr. Finger Candy and I may have inadvertently cursed us all to this extended bout of wintertime crappiness – we were JUST remarking the other day (a bit smugly, I might add) that the handful of days we spent down in balmy Florida over the Christmas holidays seemed to make all the difference in our tolerance of the rest of the winter. The whole snowbird thing has been making a lot of sense lately.
But then winter had to come roaring back for a completely unappreciated second act, and it’s definitely not all our fault, but maybe we jinxed ourselves a little? Can’t ever get too cocky about the weather when you’re a Canadian. Or a climate change denier. And good heavens, what if you’re BOTH?! No amount of pretty nail polish in the world is gonna fix that. Anyhow, hunker down, friends, this too shall end.
And why are those robin’s eggs – or this nail polish, which reminds me of actual speckled robin’s eggs – feeling bluer than usual? Because it’s April 4th and it’s bloody snowing AGAIN! Seriously, Mother Nature has until my birthday next week to cut this crap out before I start getting ragey (snowfall after my mid-April birthday always makes me apocalyptically furious; I almost take it as a personal affront.)
Anyhow, I hope any robins who have already returned to my city have dug their toques and mitts back out of storage and re-winterized their nests, because it’s also a chilly one out there. So lame.
Less lame is this beautiful lacquer, Enchanted Polish’s March 2017 mystery release. I think robin’s eggs are some of the most beautiful things on earth – the matte texture, the pastel hue, the tiny brown speckles. What wonderously lovely little treasures, and darn useful in creating other tiny robins as well. 😉 I suppose the one thing this polish has up on actual robin’s eggs is that nifty purple micro-shimmer that adds so much depth and dimension to your manicures. A gorgeous one to wear simply on its own, no add-ons or adornments needed.
Hop to it, friends, those chocolate eggs aren’t going to find themselves! Wishing you all a nice end to your Easter weekends. Mine is closing out with a big dinner at my mom and dad’s. My mom’s an excellent cook, with a particular emphasis on blow-out holiday meals, so this should be fun! Watch this space later for any updates I can manage on my turkey and roast potatoes and GRAVY coma. 😉
But talk of chocolate and holiday feasts aside, if you’re trying to hunt up this festive nail look for yourself, I regret to inform you that this is one of those deeply aggravating posts where I used two polishes (heck, potentially two brands) no longer in existence, Candy Lacquer’s Ring Pops glitter topper over Smitten Polish’s Not Your Mama’s Easter Grass (then whose Easter grass is it precisely?) I believe Smitten operates under the name Dreamland these days and I’m really not sure of Candy Lacquer’s status. But both of these polishes, despite being years old, are still trucking along just fine, and so I put them to good use in this very Springy manicure that looks like a macro shot of the inside of an Easter basket filled with sweet treats.
Yup, it looks like the sun is rallying to make an appearance today, for the first time in about a week. I mean, it’s still minus 8, but hey, we just might see a sunshiny day! Yay, Vitamin D.
I dig this polish, KB Shimmer’s Make My Gray, out of storage every year around this time. There’s just something optimistic about the bright turquoise and flamingo pink glitters bursting through the pale grey base and gunmetal-hued accents. But oof, she’s a temperamental one in terms of consistency. I think if I’m really looking for a reason why I only use this polish once a year, it’s probably because using it is a lot like trying to paint your nails with lumpy pudding. Mmm, lumpy pudding! It’s a pretty jerk, that’s for sure. All the same, it’s nice to see it show its face at least once a year – hey, just like the sun!
As in Polish Me Silly’s fun Mr. Bubble glitter bomb over top of my frozen, lacquered fingertips. ‘Cause it never stops snowing. As I may have mentioned once or twice or 20 times over the past two days. Fur real, though, it’s the middle of MARCH. Time to wrap this up for the year, Earth! Besides, there’s only so much time left before we all switch over to griping about the heat and humidity (also a thing in my in-a-valley city.)
Heh, that reminds me of a cute interaction I had with a reader years ago. I had mentioned in a post at the time that my city sits in a valley, as in the Ottawa Valley. If you’ve been to Ottawa, you know it has its lovely qualities, but it’s also a major (bureaucratic) city, with all the attendant ugliness that goes along with that descriptor – old, crap, perpetually breaking infrastructure (sinkholes!), sprawling, high density suburbs (vinyl!) and a death trap of a 400 series highway that cuts through the entire city like a gaping, infected wound (but tell us how you really feel, Sandra.) Anyhow, this reader, who I believe hailed from the Philippines, left a sweet comment on my post to the effect of “You live in a valley?! How wonderful, it must be so beautiful and magical!” It was adorable, and I laughed for about five solid minutes afterwards at the thought of this girl thinking that I lived in freakin’ Fern Gully. I tried to be as gentle as possible as I explained that no, Ottawa was your pretty typical metropolitan mess, and how its valley-ness manifested itself was mostly in poor weather conditions that would settle into the divot and then not move off for the next 10 days. That’s kind of what we’re in right now – a snow cycle that’s trapped down here “in the Valley.” No place like home, eh? 😉
In oh so many different ways, but mostly this way, because hey look, check out what’s been going on for the past 36 solid hours!
I should note that these are totally common weather conditions in my city at this time of year. Hell, these are sometimes common conditions at the end of April. But as always (and I am confident I’m not alone in this assessment) I am now done, done, done with the winter. Effing snow globe life is for the birds (or particularly disturbing episodes of Black Mirror.)
So it’s just as well I’m bound and determined to drag out every single springtime polish I own this week, if only to see if all those cheery shades can course-correct my crap weather-induced bad mood. Here I started with KB Shimmer’s Sweet Egg-scape, a pastel glitter bomb that I always think reads a bit more Valentine’s Day than Easter, but to each polish creator their own, you know? And then I topped it with a couple of icy treat nail charms, because we really can’t have anything spring-like around here without covering it in a crisp layer of frost or two inches of frozen slush, now can we? Whoops, so much for reeling in that bad mood…
Eh, I’m not sure how much fun a snowstorm is at this time of year. Even us loony (Loonie?) Canadians are tired of the wet, tired of the ice, tired of the slush (and where I live, it frequently snows straight through to about the middle of April.) Ugh, why do I live here again? Oh right, because Canada is awesome. 🙂
And so is this nail polish, KB Shimmer’s optimistically titled Snow Much Fun! I typically drag this lacquer out around this time of year, if only to remind myself that snow really is beautiful, and ONE DAY it will eventually stop. Right?! Oh my word, PLEASE let it stop!