To paraphrase Ed Helms’ little tiger-centric ditty in The Hangover, what do unicorns dream of, when they take their little unicorn snooze? Do they dream of impaling idiots in expensive Etsy unicorn headbands, or even bigger idiots at Coachella in some holographic catsuits?
Okay, so I think the whole unicorn thing is a little played out. I particularly dislike any of the numerous indie bath and beauty products named after any bodily function or fluid of a unicorn. Seriously, that’s so gross, stop giving your products such off-putting names.
Still, slight diatribe aside, it’s the best descriptor I have for this polish, Liquid Sky Lacquer’s Dream – unicorn-y. Just look at that rainbow flare! And the tiny blue flakes and the micro shimmer, and the almost neon-looking holographic effect, too.
I love this polish so much, and I just had to dig it out of “Why don’t I wear this more often?” storage yesterday to take advantage of the dazzlingly bright sun and clear blue skies. Because this was the weather we were experiencing here about a day and a half ago – total whiteout. You know, just your standard, bitchingly lame springtime blizzard. As you do.
And then today’s afternoon forecast is calling for more of the snowy same, only hopefully this time ever so slightly less fierce and roof-rippingly intense. So good thing I got all these rainbow unicorn sparkles in while I could. 🙂