To paraphrase Ed Helms’ little tiger-centric ditty in The Hangover, what do unicorns dream of, when they take their little unicorn snooze? Do they dream of impaling idiots in expensive Etsy unicorn headbands, or even bigger idiots at Coachella in some holographic catsuits?
Okay, so I think the whole unicorn thing is a little played out. I particularly dislike any of the numerous indie bath and beauty products named after any bodily function or fluid of a unicorn. Seriously, that’s so gross, stop giving your products such off-putting names.
Still, slight diatribe aside, it’s the best descriptor I have for this polish, Liquid Sky Lacquer’s Dream – unicorn-y. Just look at that rainbow flare! And the tiny blue flakes and the micro shimmer, and the almost neon-looking holographic effect, too.
I love this polish so much, and I just had to dig it out of “Why don’t I wear this more often?” storage yesterday to take advantage of the dazzlingly bright sun and clear blue skies. Because this was the weather we were experiencing here about a day and a half ago – total whiteout. You know, just your standard, bitchingly lame springtime blizzard. As you do.
And then today’s afternoon forecast is calling for more of the snowy same, only hopefully this time ever so slightly less fierce and roof-rippingly intense. So good thing I got all these rainbow unicorn sparkles in while I could. 🙂
And why are those robin’s eggs – or this nail polish, which reminds me of actual speckled robin’s eggs – feeling bluer than usual? Because it’s April 4th and it’s bloody snowing AGAIN! Seriously, Mother Nature has until my birthday next week to cut this crap out before I start getting ragey (snowfall after my mid-April birthday always makes me apocalyptically furious; I almost take it as a personal affront.)
Anyhow, I hope any robins who have already returned to my city have dug their toques and mitts back out of storage and re-winterized their nests, because it’s also a chilly one out there. So lame.
Less lame is this beautiful lacquer, Enchanted Polish’s March 2017 mystery release. I think robin’s eggs are some of the most beautiful things on earth – the matte texture, the pastel hue, the tiny brown speckles. What wonderously lovely little treasures, and darn useful in creating other tiny robins as well. 😉 I suppose the one thing this polish has up on actual robin’s eggs is that nifty purple micro-shimmer that adds so much depth and dimension to your manicures. A gorgeous one to wear simply on its own, no add-ons or adornments needed.
Hop to it, friends, those chocolate eggs aren’t going to find themselves! Wishing you all a nice end to your Easter weekends. Mine is closing out with a big dinner at my mom and dad’s. My mom’s an excellent cook, with a particular emphasis on blow-out holiday meals, so this should be fun! Watch this space later for any updates I can manage on my turkey and roast potatoes and GRAVY coma. 😉
But talk of chocolate and holiday feasts aside, if you’re trying to hunt up this festive nail look for yourself, I regret to inform you that this is one of those deeply aggravating posts where I used two polishes (heck, potentially two brands) no longer in existence, Candy Lacquer’s Ring Pops glitter topper over Smitten Polish’s Not Your Mama’s Easter Grass (then whose Easter grass is it precisely?) I believe Smitten operates under the name Dreamland these days and I’m really not sure of Candy Lacquer’s status. But both of these polishes, despite being years old, are still trucking along just fine, and so I put them to good use in this very Springy manicure that looks like a macro shot of the inside of an Easter basket filled with sweet treats.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! To those celebrating this afternoon, tonight and early tomorrow morning, I hope you have a wonderful time, but please remember to do so responsibly. Hail a cab, call a ride-sharing service, buddy up and walk your drunk butts home (the exercise and fresh air would do you some good!) – anything but behind the wheel of a car, okay? This has been my yearly St. Patrick’s Day PSA; thank you for listening.
Really, though, a weekend St. Patrick’s Day in my any-excuse-to-tie-one-on hometown is cause for alarm. I actually don’t plan on even leaving the house today – I’ll just binge drink at home like a proper Irish Canadian woman (joke, joke!)
No matter my plans, however, my nails will be looking festive and fly in this old school KB Shimmer polish, Get Clover It. I’ve had this polish forever, and it’s a favourite – I love its clear, dark green jelly base, lit from within with micro-glitter like the world’s most beautiful pickle, and its lush mix of metallic circle glitter. Heh, pickle. Anyways, stay safe, party peeps.
Yup, it looks like the sun is rallying to make an appearance today, for the first time in about a week. I mean, it’s still minus 8, but hey, we just might see a sunshiny day! Yay, Vitamin D.
I dig this polish, KB Shimmer’s Make My Gray, out of storage every year around this time. There’s just something optimistic about the bright turquoise and flamingo pink glitters bursting through the pale grey base and gunmetal-hued accents. But oof, she’s a temperamental one in terms of consistency. I think if I’m really looking for a reason why I only use this polish once a year, it’s probably because using it is a lot like trying to paint your nails with lumpy pudding. Mmm, lumpy pudding! It’s a pretty jerk, that’s for sure. All the same, it’s nice to see it show its face at least once a year – hey, just like the sun!
Eh, I’m not sure how much fun a snowstorm is at this time of year. Even us loony (Loonie?) Canadians are tired of the wet, tired of the ice, tired of the slush (and where I live, it frequently snows straight through to about the middle of April.) Ugh, why do I live here again? Oh right, because Canada is awesome. 🙂
And so is this nail polish, KB Shimmer’s optimistically titled Snow Much Fun! I typically drag this lacquer out around this time of year, if only to remind myself that snow really is beautiful, and ONE DAY it will eventually stop. Right?! Oh my word, PLEASE let it stop!
As the saying goes, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Or if the last photos you took of a nail polish are better than anything you could take today, use them again. I think the first one is a little more concise, don’t you?
This is Painted Polish’s Brains & Boo-ty, a Halloween polish I received last Christmas and first swatched in the new year. As its time with me has always been just a tiny little bit out of seasonal step with its intended holiday, I thought it would fun to revisit this Halloween glitter bomb during the actual spooktacular season. Except the photos I took in the winter still look pretty great. It seemed a shame not to reuse them…and so I did! Gotta recycle where you can; we all need to do our part to fight climate change.
Brains & Boo-ty was released some years ago; as such, it’s unfortunately no longer available from any of the usual stocklist suspects, although Harlow & Co. carry a number of other Painted Polish glitters that look like Brains & Boo-ty in composition, if not in colour (love these perfect Halloweenie hues.) And hey look, so glittery all up close – it’s kind of hypnotizing, like a Halloween disco ball.