Every Day I’m Hustlin’

Quick bit of shameless self-promotion here (although can it be shameless if it’s on your own blog?  Suppose that depends on the definition of “shameless” you’re working with!)  But we posted a new video to our vlog, a kind of introductory thing, and I’m really super proud of it.  I am notoriously TOTAL CRAP when it comes to audio-visual editing.  Like, if it even still exists, there is an editing booth at Carleton University where the tears I alone shed in 1999 probably kept the ancient wood of the desk hydrated for use by another two generations of frustrated J-schoolers.  May there be mercy on your souls if you know the particular analog hell of trying to physically – with tape and scissors! and blood and tears – edit an audio clip.  It’s soul-crushingly bleak.

So seriously, obnoxious self-horn tootage aside, yay for me!  Because I think this video turned out pretty well visually (and aurally) and I like that it explains where we’re coming from with this Disney thing we’re harping on about all the time (it’s okay, I’m not offended, I know it’s harping!)  So please do click on the above video and check it out; I’d love to hear any comments you might have or any feedback you’d like to give. 🙂

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YouTube Nails

So this is kind of new and potentially sort of embarrassing, but guess who has a new YouTube channel?  This blogger!  And her husband.  It’s called Park or Perish!, our rallying Disney cry, and it will document our Disney adventures (among other hopefully fun things) so I can stop bothering you all with it over here!  VIC-TOR-EE!  Plus you’ll also get to see our first hesitant attempts at filming, vlogging and video editing, so that’ll be fun and enlightening. 🙂

So if you’d like to put a voice and a constantly moving face to this blogger/vlogger (seriously, I never realized how very elastic my face can be while I’m talking, which I also do constantly.  Whilst making weird faces and doing all sorts of odd things with my voice.  Filming myself has been very eye-opening in some regards!) please do stop by our burgeoning little site, we’d love to share the fun with you. 🙂

Arteries of the Sea

Artery Coral 2

This manicure started out life as a coral design.  I was going to make a bunch of The Walking Dead Carl/Coral jokes, too (the filthier and more unhinged Rick gets, the more he defaults to bellowing for his son, CORAL!!! Please watch this short YouTube video that inexplicably makes me nearly pee my pants every time I see it for further explanation and laughter:)

All was going well with the CORAL!!! design until I added the dark orange and yellow shading along the branches of the you-know-what, turning this CAWWWWRRRLLL into something more closely resembling the diagram on page 74 of your grade 11 biology textbook.  Still pretty, although also sort of icky.  I don’t like it when my nail art gets too real.  Cotton candy zombie unicorns, yes, the inner workings of the human form, lord NO.

And so I changed the title of this post to better reflect the reality of these nails, although I’m glad I was able to work in that Walking Dead joke regardless.  Bless you, Rick Grimes, you incompetent bastard; never stop losing your sh— CORAL?!?

Artery Coral 1

Let’s Go Crazy

Let's Go Crazy Bottle

This is going to sound like crazy talk to some of you, but in keeping with my Celtic heritage, I believe I have a touch of extrasensory perception.  I’m no Madame Leota (hell, I’m not even Miss Cleo) but both my mother and I have these moments when, for lack of a better term, we get brief admittance to the theme park that is the other side (or sides) of this mostly unknown universe.

But never with anything approaching regularity or precision, and I couldn’t direct it if I tried.  That would be too useful!  Instead it’ll be something totally innocuous, like when I recently thought about a beloved old book for the first time in decades, only to be inundated with references to it, and a current reworking, practically non-stop for the remainder of the week.

Sometimes it’s not so innocuous, like the morning in high school when my grandfather passed away.  I woke up that day bolt upright in bed, screaming my head off, torn out of a dream in which my boyfriend had died.  I found out later that my grandfather had passed right about the time my mom was rushing into my room while I thrashed around and clawed at my blankets.  This is clearly something passed down from my mother herself, who has, on more than a few occasions, dreamed of the death of a friend or relative, only to find out later on that that person or someone close to them is actually quite ill or experiencing some other downturn of fortune.  It’s a highly imprecise sense.  No one would ever confuse it with prophecy – it’s many levels removed from that, but it does live in the same neighbourhood.

Two weeks ago I dug this older polish, Deborah Lippmann’s Let’s Go Crazy, out of my collection.  I hadn’t worn it in about two years, and with my nails in prime swatching shape, I thought I’d take a run at its pretty purple glitteriness.  Then I got caught up with other things, and put goin’ Crazy on the back burner for a bit.

I woke up this morning with the urge to watch a Prince video, specifically the blistering guitar solo he delivers in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame group performance of While My Guitar Gently Weeps.  Since his passing two weeks ago, I haven’t sought out any of his material or really made note of his death other than to mourn the loss of an amazing performer and creative phenom.  His Princeliness was just never quite my bag, Batman soundtrack notwithstanding (that album was my JAM when I was 12, even though it’s so weird and ALL ABOUT SEX.)  But I wanted to lay eyes (and ears) on that performance myself, and I thought I’d finally take a run at Let’s Go Crazy while I did precisely that.

Mid-mani, something about both “Let’s Go Crazy” and the lush purple of this glittery jelly twigged in the back of my brain.  Heading off to Google, I learned that Let’s Go Crazy is indeed a polish inspired by the 1984 Prince song of the same name.  I had had no clue as to the connection; couldn’t actually remember the name of this polish at all.  I then looked back through my polish planner (just my general day planner, but I jot down lots of stuff about my nail art activities as well) and noted that I initially pulled out Let’s Go Crazy on April 21st – the day of Prince’s death.

So there’s that weird, not-the-least-bit-useful, twice removed, extrasensory thing once again coming into play, this time with a polished twist.  And who knew this simple mani was going to turn into such a serious discussion about quasi-prescient death?  Not me! And probably not you either!  So my apologies for getting all heavy on you there. 🙂

Let's Go Crazy Fingers

Disney Girl Challenge: The Jenn Tracker (31DC2015)

Jenn Tracker Hand

Coming at you today with a slightly outside-the-box Disney “princess,” YouTuber The Jenn Tracker! TheTimTracker is the name of the vlog she and her husband Tim run, which chronicles their adventures in and around central Florida. They spend a lot of time tromping around Universal, Sea World, Busch Gardens or one of the other innumerable tourist attractions in their home state, although I like the videos of their Disney visits the best. There’s always some little tidbit of insider-y information to be gleaned, and Jenn always takes the opportunity to don a fly pair of Mouse ears, like the Minnie ones I’ve set on mini Jenn’s head in this fun, inspired-by manicure. Best of all, she and Tim seem like really nice people – funny, friendly, easy to relate to. It’s always a pleasure to drop in on their lives.

These nails are actually my entry towards day 10’s theme of gradient in the 31 Day Nail Art Challenge. Jenn is naturally a blonde (I’m talking about her like I know the woman, although I’ve watched her eat about 50 plates of scrambled cheesy eggs whilst wearing a mud masque, so I suppose I sort of do?) but she’s dyed her hair a couple of very cool, mermaid-type colours over the past few months, including a top-down turquoise gradient and a fun, lilac-to-lavender gradient, both of which I recreated on my index and ring fingers. And on my pinkie I’ve got a little lacquered shout-out to Tim’s mustache, a facial accessory that would send far less tolerant spouses running for the hills (to each their own, but mustaches aren’t quite my bag) but which she seems perfectly cool with. Which is really quite sweet in and of itself. Like I said, nice people. Check out their channel sometime and see for yourself. 🙂

Rubber Duckie, I’m Awfully Fond of You (With an Assist from the Boogie Woogie Sheep)

Rubber DuckieHere’s a plucky little ducky manicure (I think the -ie suffix is reserved for Ernie’s yellow bath time pal and duckies, plural, as opposed to one individual ducky…and I may have already given this more thought than seems reasonable!) for week two’s theme of rubber duckies in January’s N.A.I.L. Challenge. Great song, although if we’re going to rank favourite Sesame Street ditties, my money’s on Ernie’s Dance Myself to Sleep song. Everybody sing it now! “And with the help of our friends, the Boogie Woogie Sheep, we’ll dance ourselves to sleep/We’re in our jammies!/We’ll dance ourselves to sleep/And thank you lambies!”

Aw hell, I can’t let this one go. I’ve never linked to a YouTube video before, one of my own or anybody else’s, but everybody needs to share in Bert’s incredulity when tap dancing sheep invade his bedroom and soft shoe his bed straight out the door so Ernie can get to sleep. Enjoy. 🙂