I was initially going to call these Ren Faire nails, but there’s really not enough boobs on display. Gotta have the heaving cleave! Also brocade, gold filigreed ribbon and enough velvet to choke a team of department store Santas. But mainly laced-up boobs, and seeing as I don’t really go in for the joke store approach to nail art, it became laces atop a velvety sort of gradient (Glam Polish’s purple Lydia edged with a tiny little bit of night blue Second Star To The Right) instead. Huzzah!